Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana .

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko,
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana .

gutka thook ke aao pehle..

A girl chatting with Pappu on whatsapp...
Girl: awww...hwz yeww.?
Supzzzz...?
Uah dp is soo kewll.
Talking to yeww aftr xuchha long time.
Pappu: yaar tum gutka thook ke aao pehle..
fir baat karte hain.. 

Dhamki Ya Fir Chance ??

Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,
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Ladki Boli: Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake
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Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh Nahi Aa
Raha Ki,
Isko Kya Samjhe Dhamki? Ya Fir
Chance ??.

Baba Aaraamdev!

It is impossible to lose weight just by eating salads.
Ever looked at buffaloes? 
They eat only ------grass.
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Great Confusion:
Jawahrlal Nehru said
"LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"
Mahatma Gandhi said
"ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY"
Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?.. 
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A Rabbit 🐇🐇Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.
While a Turtle 🐢Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep
Well..
Baba Aaraamdev!

Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai? 

Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le.. 

Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. 

Phir usay class mein uda.. 

Mam ke puchne par.. 

Ladki ka naam lagade.. 

Bas Phas Gai Ladki . .

Gale me paani faas gaya

Santa ek Baarat me geya
Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha
Preshan hokar
Santa chillaya: Gale me paani faas gaya h,
thode “RASGULE DO”

HEIGHT OF BEING SINGLE

HEIGHT OF BEING SINGLE
Listening a romantic song & thinking:
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kiske baare me sochu...!!

Girls in Real Life

Girls On Facebook - Fashion, Friends, Boys &
Attitude.
Girls in Real Life - Mummy aaj
Sunday hai aaj main pochha nahi lagaungi. pacman.png 
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Guys On Facebook - Girls , Beer & Ego.
Guys in Real Life - Mummy is Pajama ka nada
dhila ho gaya , naya laga do.

I am sitting in the loo

Earth is orange,
Sky is blue,
I am sitting in the loo
Thinking of you
Oh My God! Now I forgot
What I came here to do?
I am very happy
And miss to you
Please come at time
Thanks you!

darata kiyo hai?

Ek admi ki Wife kidnap ho jaati haiaur kidnappers uske Husband kophone lagate hai:"Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye tohtumhari biwi ko maar denge!"Husband khamosh raha..........Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aajraat tak paise na diye toh tumharibiwike tukde-tukde karke cheel-kauwon kokhila denge!"Husband khamosh raha.........Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aajraat tak paise na diye toh tumharibiwitumhe sahi-salamat lauta di jayegi.."Husband: "Paise bol dost paise?, daratakiyo hai?!" ?

my wife saw u!

Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

Funny

jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachtata zaroor hai.

Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat
kar rahe the:
Husband : Jo shaks chori karta hai,
wo baad me zaroor pachtata hai.
Wife romantic andaaz me boli :
Aur tumne jo shadi se pehle meri
ninde churayi thi unke bare me kya
khayaal hai?
Husband: Keh to raha hoon, jo chori
karta hai wo baad mein pachtata
zaroor hai.

Girlfriend moti ho jaye To????

Chappal choti ho jaye to
paon me nahi aati.
Wah wah.... ....
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Chappal choti ho jaye to paon me nahi aati.
Wah wah.... ....
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Girlfriend moti ho jaye.
To bahon me nahi aati...

Mujhe kisi mehnghi jagah pe ghumane le chalo na....

Girlfriend: Jaanu, Mujhe kisi
mehnghi jagah pe ghumane
le
chalo na....
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boyfriend: chal,taiyaar ho ja.
Pehle Petrol pump phir
gas agency, baad me sabzi mandi chalenge.

Motivate kar

BF : "Motivate kar" 

GF : "Kis ko ?" 

BF : "Kisko nahi... kis ka ?"

GF: "Kis ka?" 
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BF : "Mera................
mai Aa raha hun 30 mins mein, Moti, wait kar
mera....

Miyan Biwi Ki Tarah...

Ek Secretary apne boss k sath
train
trip pe ja rahi thi.

Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss
ko apne
Kisse suna kr paka rhi thi....

K,
Achanak Boss ne puchha:
"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum
Dono

"Miyan Biwi" Ki Tarah Guzaaren"

Secretary sharmate hue boli:
"Sir, jese aap ki marzi"
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Boss:
"To chalo phir apni
bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone
do"

apni BMW

Kapil : Tumhara naam kya hai? . .

Girl : kyun btau? Mein tumhai janti bhi nahi!!
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Kapil : Na batao mein konsa tumhai apni BMW mein
betha raha hun! .
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Girl : PINKY, B.com 2nd year,
wo samne wali gali me
right hand pe 4th number pe mera ghr hai 32/b,

Ghar mein ek chota bhai n mummy papa hain,

Tution timing 6 to 8.
akeli hi jaati hu tution 
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Kapil :- Ok Jis Din Main BMW kharid lunga na usss
din jarur baithaunga, thik hai..

14 saal k liye jail !!!!

Shadi ki 14th Anniversary par
.
Husband gehri soch me tha.
Wife ne ye dekha aur pucha - Kya
soch
rahe
ho?
. Husband- Yaad hai jab tumhare
daddy
ne
date pe pakda tha.
aur kaha tha, ya to meri beti se shadi
karo
ya 14 saal k liye jail jao
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Wife muskurate hue :- Haan to ? .
Husband :- agar sahi faisla Liya hota
to
aaj
me azaad ho jata... hahahaha..lolzz

A very famous saying...

A very famous saying.
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Emotions can disturb your life,
If they are without ”E”