Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai? 

Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le.. 

Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. 

Phir usay class mein uda.. 

Mam ke puchne par.. 

Ladki ka naam lagade.. 

Bas Phas Gai Ladki . .

girlfriend de khatre!!

Nice Dress..

Boy:" Nice Dress..

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Ear-rings

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Shoes

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Lipstick
.
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Girl(irritated)­:" Thanks Brother!

Boy:" But Still You are not Looking Beautiful ...

21 rupee de ladoo!!!

new tape...

Lady On Telephone

Lady On Telephone-
Hello Sir
I Want 2Meet
& Talk 2U
Man-Do U Know Me
Lady-Yes
U R The Father Of
1 Of My Kids
Man Stunned
Oh My God
Are U Nisha?
No
Disha?
No
Maitri?
No
Anupa?
No
Mitali?
No
Vaishali?
No
Vijita?
No
Lady In Confusion...
No Sir I'm The Class
Teacher Of Ur Son
Rocking Question,
Shocking Answer

network problem

Girl : Hi Baby....
.
.
Boy : Hi My Love.... (Sending failed)
.
.
Girl : Are You Here ?
.
.
Boy : Yes Yes I'm Here (Sending
failed)
.
.
Girl : Are You Ignoring Me Or
What!?
.
.
Boy : Honey, I'm Not.... I'm Right
Here....(Sending Failed)
.
.
Girl : It's over; Don't you ever talk
to me again!
.
.
Boy : Damn ! Go to hell ! (Message
Sent)  

tumhare pait mai mera bacha hai....

EK THI DAYAN!!!!

Tujay larki phasani aati hai?

Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein udda..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .

Wo Dekho Bili Rasta Kaat Gaye HaI

Santa 2 Banta Yaar Road Cutting Ki new Technology Aye Ha . . 

Banta Kya ? 

Santa Bili(cat) . . . 

Banta Mazak Mat Kar Bili(cat) Kaise . . . 

Santa Simple Sub Bolte hai na Wo Dekho Bili Rasta Kaat Gaye HaI...=P ;->