English sms shayari


Sweet is ur nature,Dear is your name,Close to my heart U will always remain.As Earth wants water, Flower wants dew,I want nothing but happiness for you. . . 

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Hundred words does not give pain but a sweet lovable person's silence creates more tears in heart.. So dont maintain silence with ur special ones... 

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A clay pot having milk will be ranked higher than a golden pot having poison. Its nt our outer glamour bt our inner virtues dat make us valuable.. 
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Death is not the greatest loss in life.The greatest loss is when relationship dies inside us while we are alive... 

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SoMeDay 
u'll 4get abt me.. 
My NaMe.. 
My VoiCe.. 
Who I m.. 
& who I am 2 u.. 
& If that ever happens 

Rabb di saun ! 
khoon kharaba ho jau..! 
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Shakespeer said: 
leave sumthing 4 sumone.. 
Never leave sumone 4 sumthing. 
B'coz in life, sumthing wil leave u but sum1 wil always b around u 
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Sweet is ur nature,Dear is your name,Close to my heart U will always remain.As Earth wants water, Flower wants dew,I want nothing but happiness for you. . . 

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Hundred words does not give pain but a sweet lovable person's silence creates more tears in heart.. So dont maintain silence with ur special ones... 

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A clay pot having milk will be ranked higher than a golden pot having poison. Its nt our outer glamour bt our inner virtues dat make us valuable.. 
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Death is not the greatest loss in life.The greatest loss is when relationship dies inside us while we are alive... 

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SoMeDay 
u'll 4get abt me.. 
My NaMe.. 
My VoiCe.. 
Who I m.. 
& who I am 2 u.. 
& If that ever happens 

Rabb di saun ! 
khoon kharaba ho jau..! 
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Shakespeer said: 
leave sumthing 4 sumone.. 
Never leave sumone 4 sumthing. 
B'coz in life, sumthing wil leave u but sum1 wil always b around u.

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If I had gone 4a Heart Transplantation, I have chosen ur brain. Its not b'cos u r intelligent,but I want to use the Heart that is Never used Before!

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I wanted to kilk the Smartest, Sweetest, and the Most Beautiful person on this Earth. But then I thought- "Suicide is Crime"! 
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Yamraj took God to the Tour of Hell. There Gandhi Ji was dancing with Princess Diana. God: Why did u give Gandhi a very joyful Punishment. Yamraj: Its not a Gandhi's Punishment, its Diana's Punishment... 
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It takes 15 Trees to produce the amount of paper vich is used by us in writing our Exams...Join me in promoting the noble cause of not writing EXAMS..Say No To Exams! 
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Sumtimes u may catch me staring at u! Its not b'cos u r cute & Handsome, actually My Mom told me dat devils hav tails & I'm wondering that where's ur's? 
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When u feel lonely & upset, just turn 2 the mirror and say 'Shit, I'm so Cute'! Then u wud feel fine...But dont make it a habbit as LIARS GO TO HELL! 
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I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day. It was stunnin, Sexy, Cute, Adorable & B'ful! I was supposed 2buy it 4u,till I realized it was my own REFLECTION! 

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I hav a confession 2make! Ever since I've known u, its kinda hard 4me 2 forget u. Every nite u appear in my dreams & I find myself shouting...BHOOT BHOOT! 
(Bhoot=Devil). 

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A lady gave an advertisement in the CLASSIFIELDS: "Husband Wanted"! Next day she received 100Letters. They all said da same thing: "You can have mine"!

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A Rose 4u Rs.10, A card 4u Rs.25, Lunch 4u Rs.250, Movie 4u Rs.500...A person like u PRICELESS....Abe jhaad par mat chad Priceless yaani FOKAT..(dont b so excited priceless means USELESS)!

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Brain To Think Of You, Eyes To Look At You, Heart To Love You, Hand To Touch You, Leg To Walk With You, Thumb To Msg. U, & Foot To Kick U If U Don’t Msg Me. 

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I Am Missing You So Much And Dying To See You, But This This This This This Wretched Security Guard Of Zoo Is Not Letting Me In Without Ticket. 

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Lady Secretory:Sir, Ur Wife Want To Kiss You On Phone..Boss:Take The Message And Give It To Me Later. 

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In Future If I Become Rich…………I Will Built One Super Delux Mental Hospital And Because You Are My Best Friend..I Will Give You 100% Discount.It’s My Promise To You

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When You Get This Sms. Send It To 1 Person You Love, To 1 You Hate, To One You Always Think Of And To One You Wish To Kill. Now Keep Guessing Why I Have Send It To You 
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This Sms Is Strictly Intended For Smart & Cute Readers. Since You Have Received It, There Must Be A Technical Eror For Which The Sender Deeply Apologises. 
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My Sincere Apology: If You Don’t Like Any Of My Sms & Don’t Like To Read It, Then Please Hesitate….Feel Free……To……………….Throw Ur Mobile. 
You! 
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I Trusted You So Much N U R Such A Big Mouth. Yaar Why Did You Tell Others My Secret? You Really Dissapointed Me. Please Stop Telling Everybody How Cute I Am! 
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When sumbody who's deeply in Love with u, tells u that u r Cute, B'ful and Angellic! I agree, thats true, B've me I swear....Cos LOVE IS BLIND.... 
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An Astronomer was watching the SKY from his Telescope, Santa was observing Him. Suddenly a Star Falls, santa shouted to Astronomer: Wah kya Nishana Hai...
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Lover Boy: Darling, mere kaan me kuch halka sa, Kuch narram sa, Kuch Namkeen sa, Kuch Meetha sa kaho! Lover Girl: "Dhokla"! 

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God thought dat Since he cud not b everywhere, He made MOTHER. Then Devil thought dat Since he also couldn't b everywhere, he Created 
"Mother-In- Law"! 

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A Happy Boss tells his Employees- You worked very hard dis year,as a reaward I'll give everyone a cheque for Rs.5000/- . And if u work wid da same zeal next year "I'll sign those cheques"! 


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My sweetest memory-our meeting. My biggest sadness-the distance. My biggest hope-i ll see you soon. My craziest dream-hope we stay friends forever..