Wednesday 17 July 2013

Har Sham Se Tera Izhaar Kiya Karte Hai...

Har Sham Se Tera Izhaar Kiya Karte Hai,

Har Khwab Me Tera Didar Kiya Karte Hai,

Diwane Hi To Hai Hum TereJo Har Waqt

 Tere Milne Ka Intzaar Kiya KarteHai..

Lady On Telephone

Lady On Telephone-
Hello Sir
I Want 2Meet
& Talk 2U
Man-Do U Know Me
Lady-Yes
U R The Father Of
1 Of My Kids
Man Stunned
Oh My God
Are U Nisha?
No
Disha?
No
Maitri?
No
Anupa?
No
Mitali?
No
Vaishali?
No
Vijita?
No
Lady In Confusion...
No Sir I'm The Class
Teacher Of Ur Son
Rocking Question,
Shocking Answer

Thursday 11 July 2013

Bepanah Pyar Karta Hai..

Jo Insaan Bahut Ladne Ke
Baad
Bhi,
Aapko Manane Ka Hunar
Rakhta
Hai,
Samajh Lena Ki Bus Wahi
Apse Bepanah Pyar Karta Hai...




network problem

Girl : Hi Baby....
.
.
Boy : Hi My Love.... (Sending failed)
.
.
Girl : Are You Here ?
.
.
Boy : Yes Yes I'm Here (Sending
failed)
.
.
Girl : Are You Ignoring Me Or
What!?
.
.
Boy : Honey, I'm Not.... I'm Right
Here....(Sending Failed)
.
.
Girl : It's over; Don't you ever talk
to me again!
.
.
Boy : Damn ! Go to hell ! (Message
Sent)  

Tuesday 9 July 2013

Tu rehndey!



Kutte Jaisi Nazarein.

Girl To Boy (in Party):Excuse Me!..

Boy: Yes ?..

Girl: Mere ek Hath Mein PlateHai 

or e

k Hath Mein Glass,I Can’t Use Them..

Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se ekCheez Hata Sakte Hain?..

Boy (Very Happy): GeBoliye Kya Hataana Hai ?.........

Girl: Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazarein.